A billionaire industrialist and genius inventor, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), is conducting weapons tests overseas, but terrorists kidnap him to force him to build a devastating weapon. Instead, he builds an armoured suit and upends his captors. Returning to America, Stark refines the suit and uses it to combat crime and terrorism.
Tony: Good god, you’re a woman?! I didn’t even know, but I guess thats what we’re going for
Tony: I better not see this in your MySpace page
*solider does a peace sign*
Tony: Please, no gang signs
*solider lowers hand*
Tony: I’m kidding, throw ’em up
Christine: Can I talk to you, I just have a couple of questions
Happy to Tony: she’s cute
Yinsen: Don’t waste it. Don’t waste your life
Tony: Show me your hands
*Pepper lifts up hands*
Tony: Oh wow, very small, very petite
Pepper: Oh my god, whats happening?!
Tony: nothing, I’m just going into cardiac arrest
Tony: Hey butter fingers, what’s all this?
*AI spins to desk*
Tony: What’s all this stuff on my desk? Why is there a picture of me
Tony: Jarvis you awake?
Jarvis: For you sir, always
Tony to AI: Don’t follow me around either. I feel like I’m just going to catch on fire
Tony: Little ostentatious don’t you think
Jarvis: What was I thinking, you’re usually so discrete
Tony: You know what? Throw a little hot rod red in there
Jarvis: Yes, that should help you keep a low profile
Pepper: Oh yeah, What’s your social security number?
Tony: 5
Pepper: I would like a martini, extra dry, extra olives, like a lot of olives, I want at least 3 olives
Pepper: Oh what’s that? Is that like a little device thats going to pick the lock
*device blows up door*
*Stane’s suit flies*
Jarvis: Sir, It appears that Stane’s suit can fly
Tony: Truth is…. I am Iron Man
Why did it take so long for Pepper and Tony to get together?
How did it take them so long to work out what Tony was actually building?
I really think that meeting Ho YInsen changed Stark’s life, especially seeing as he sacrificed himself to get Stark out
How did he not die from that landing?
Did they always intend for Paul Bentley to continue as Vision?
How did no one notice that Stane was flying to Afghanistan?
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